Friend: Wow I can't believe I ship this. What has the internet done to me?
Me: Well, we ship planets. I mean, we can't sink much lower, except maybe if we started shipping office supplies.
Friend: ...
Me: ...
Friend:
Me:
Friend:
Friend: OH STAPLER-KUN, CLIP ME THERE
Me: NO PAPER-KUN, I CAN'T RUIN YOUR VIRGIN CRISPNESS
Friend: STAPLER-KUN, OH, I'M TEARING FOR YOU
Me: NO PAPER-KUN
Me: RULER-KUN IS BETTER FOR YOU, HE'LL KEEP YOU ON THE STRAIGHT PATH
Friend: IT'S TOO LATE, PRINTER-SAMA HAS ALREADY IMPRINTED HIS MARK UPON ME.
Me: DAMN YOU PRINTER-SAMAAAAAA!
Me: ...
Friend: ...
Me:
Friend:
Me: We're messed up.
[Posted September 21st, 2012 at 8:33 PM]
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