• Friend: Wow I can't believe I ship this. What has the internet done to me?
  • Me: Well, we ship planets. I mean, we can't sink much lower, except maybe if we started shipping office supplies.
  • Friend: ...
  • Me: ...
  • Friend:
  • Me:
  • Friend:
  • Friend: OH STAPLER-KUN, CLIP ME THERE
  • Me: NO PAPER-KUN, I CAN'T RUIN YOUR VIRGIN CRISPNESS
  • Friend: STAPLER-KUN, OH, I'M TEARING FOR YOU
  • Me: NO PAPER-KUN
  • Me: RULER-KUN IS BETTER FOR YOU, HE'LL KEEP YOU ON THE STRAIGHT PATH
  • Friend: IT'S TOO LATE, PRINTER-SAMA HAS ALREADY IMPRINTED HIS MARK UPON ME.
  • Me: DAMN YOU PRINTER-SAMAAAAAA!
  • Me: ...
  • Friend: ...
  • Me:
  • Friend:
  • Me: We're messed up.
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