|1/4 part of me:||I want to be cute and delicate and have a petite body.|
|1/4 part of me:||I want to look smokin' hot and sexy in a bikini and have curves and a fuck you attitude|
|1/4 part of me:||I don't even care man I can totally eat all of that cake watch me|
|1/4 part of me:||I want to murder everyone and laugh as i bathe in their blood|
don’t get it twisted like i respect bugs for being the best they can be in spite of their specific assigned flesh prisons and their ecological significance but they need to stay the fuck away from me
No matter how many times I see this, I still can’t decide whose face is the best.
Those people who constantly reblog your stuff but you never really talk:
Marry someone you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
My steampunk robo-hand evolved
*white mom voice* INK POISONING
I think my favorite thing about this generation is how seriously everyone takes their Hogwarts house.